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I can’t tell if my obsession with music is extremely unhealthy or if it’s the only thing that’s keeping me going.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
A Marcus a Day Keeps the Doctor Away # 169
**They have popcorn but they’re too far away to demand they share**
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
i love this video so much